Bob’s Your Uncle

I don’t actually know where this posting is going, but I just read in an earlier post that I wanted to write an article under the title, “Bob’s Your Uncle.” So, here goes…

The phrase, “Bob’s your Uncle,” means you have an “inside connection” that is going to give you an advantage in some endeavor. I haven’t googled for the meaning and origin of this phrase lately, but seem to attribute the phrase to the English. I also have a mental image of the speaker touching their nose with their Index finger as they are saying, “Bob’s your Uncle.” I also think of this touching of the nose as meaning “we understand each other” about the meaning of something.

So, if someone was suggesting that I go somewhere for a job interview, and they said to me, “Bob’s your Uncle,” I would take that to mean that perhaps the job interviewer, or the employer that makes the hiring decisions liked me, or maybe was related to me, and that unless I was really stupid during the interview, I should easily get the job being offered. So, “Bob’s your Uncle,” might also mean, “a sure thing.”

Morton Family Cemetery @ Queens Creek Elementary School

Now, I did have an Uncle Bob, but I don’t think he gave me any advantages in anything I did. Robert Preston Morton was just a bit older than my momma, (Vivian Inez “Mick/ey” Morton Gibson) who was the youngest child of Lawrence & Thalia Morton. She was born on February 22, 1915 and died on December 16th of 1980. Uncle Bob died 10 years after my mom (1990) and is buried beside her in the Morton Family Cemetery which is located on the Queens Creek Elementary School property. The current Swansboro High School and the Queens Creek Elementary School are both located on the old Morton family farm, which mom’s parents wanted her to have, and she willed it to me at her death.

Another Trip to Washington, North Carolina? Hopefully.

I’m hoping to travel to “Little” Washington on Friday, but am wondering if the restaurant, “Down on Main Street,” will be open for lunch then, and/if the Friends of the Brown Library will still be having their Book Sale. *I see from the Friend’s Facebook page that they are suggesting Wednesday (today) be a snow day, and for volunteers to show up on Thursday, so it looks like a go for now.

We had a “big” snow last night which has been reported worse east of I95 and on the North Carolina coast. It doesn’t look that bad out my front door. There is snow on the ground and on the cars, but my sidewalk is mostly clear, with a little salt from before the snow.

I enjoyed my trip to Washington, North Carolina last year (the 19th of January, 2024). I had determined that both the Wilmington, North Carolina and Washington, North Carolina libraries were both having a book sale on January 19th. This was the day after my birthday. Actually, the day after mine and Mary Ann’s birthday, which we normally celebrate together. I was born on her 16th birthday, January 18th, 1954.

I asked Mary Ann if I could stay overnight on our birthday so that I would already be down on the coast. Still, it was about an hour, each way. First I drove down to Wilmington and bought several Michael Connelly novels (Harry Bosch), and then drove back up Hwy. 17 back through Jacksonville, and on to Washington, North Carolina to the Friends of Brown Library Book Sale at the Washington Civic Center. I wrote about this visit here. After the Book Sale, I drove over to Down on Main Street Restaurant for lunch and enjoyed another Shrimp Po’Boy & fried okra.

I found a Washington, North Carolina waterfront web cam sponsored by WITN TV7. I can’t find an easy link or embed code for this web cam view so here is a link to the WITN web cam page. The Washington web cam view is a LIVE Stream, and usually there is some traffic crossing the old Hwy. 17 bridge, so that you can tell you are looking at a video and not just a still picture. I will be able to see how much snow has disappeared by Friday morning.

I really have no books this year that I want to buy at the book sale. I have read all of the Harry Bosch novels and now regret that a little, because I’ve ran the gamut of the Bosch character. I am thinking that I may try to find some books that either Ray & Jacqueline’s children might enjoy, or Ashlyn Mitchell might be able to get some artistic ideas from. *I did leave a few books with Mary Ann on Saturday that I hoped Ray’s children might enjoy: 2 pictorial books about the Titanic & 1 pictorial book about George Armstrong Custer, and a set of 3 books about either Ireland or Scotland in the 1,300s. I’m not sure if they were fiction or based on historical facts, but the covers of the books reminded me of knighthood.

Sasson

Surprised I found these, on Amazon.
This seems to be historical fiction about Robert the Bruce, of Scottish fame & lore.
Author: N. Gemini Sasson

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I plan on going down to Washington, North Carolina tomorrow, but drove up to Raleigh today to go to Wegman’s. I like their sliced White American Cheese. But, I also stopped in to Whole Foods first and bought a couple of links of Chroizo sausage. I talked to the butcher girl who said she and her husband wanted to open their own butcher shop. I told her about Golden Hex and suggested she go there for ideas on exotic sausages. She said their Andouille sausage didn’t sell well so they quit making it. I told her that I liked the spiciness in my lentil soup.

While in Wegman’s I saw the black woman at the Service Desk and went over and asked if she was the one who had the daughter that thought her “labor” was induced by drinking Raspberry tea (or maybe some other Raspberry item). She was, but had not tried the tea yet. That’s been weeks, so maybe not much hope in getting a convert to love Bigelow’s Raspberry Royale tea like I do.

So, I’m in my car and pull up the Washington, North Carolina waterfront web cam. It played perfectly in real time, and even when I went into the grocery store. Whatever web cam and Internet connection they are using is working great. “Angel” I think. I do see that the camera angle adjusts slightly from day to night. At night you see further away over the Hwy. 17 bridge and during the day the bridge seems to be closer, but you don’t see much above it.

I did stop at the Harnett County Library on the way up to Raleigh and bought two large books. They were priced @$2 but I left a $5 for a little extra donation. One book was on Salvadore Dali and the other was on historical Russia. Funny, the Harnett County Library is also having a book sale tomorrow, but I’m only planning to visit the Friends of Brown Library Book Sale. I’ve already got my large gray book bag, or shopping bag that I use when buying a lot of books.


Well, it was a pretty good trip today. Instead of ordering the shrimp sandwich on a Kaiser roll, I ordered it on toasted Sourdough. The sourdough bread was good, but I think next time I’ll go back to the Kaiser Roll. Too much bread for the sandwich. Too few shrimp. I had the coleslaw on the sandwich, and not on the side. The fried okra were delicious. Comes with a small container of Cocktail Sauce.

I got to Washington, North Carolina about noon on Friday, and went directly to the Book Sale for the Friends of Brown Library. I found an open parking spot directly in front of the Washington Civic Center Exit door. The sidewalk still had salt on it, and there was slush in the street gutters.

I actually went to the book sale twice. Once, before I went to lunch, and then once afterwards. I had my large grey tote bag that holds a heavy amount of books. On my second visit, the books were so heavy that I left the bag at the exit door and then brought my car back and found a parking spot almost at the exit. I hope to show you images of all of the books that I bought today. I think I paid a total of $35 and donated an additional $5. Sounds like a lot, but the hardbacks (no matter how large & heavy were only @$2 and the paperbacks were 50 cents each. I brought the largest & heaviest one ,in with me when I got back home, and it might just be the largest book I’ve ever owned. $2 for a book that easily could be resold for $30 or $40, and that person would think they were getting a bargain, and they would be getting a bargain.

I did not buy any books for my own personal reading. I looked at a few biographies, but didn’t see any that piqued my interest. I did buy a number of Art books, and a few history books. The art books are for Ashlyn and the other books are for Ray’s kids. Not sure if they will be interested, but when I was a child, I think I would have been interested in a few of them: General Custer, the Titanic, WWII & it’s airplanes, and Sienna, Italy. *A few years ago I went to the Titanic Exhibit at the South Carolina State Museum in Columbia, South Carolina.

The Great Book of World War II Airplanes (1996, Crescent Books, pp. 632)

The cover of the above book is solid silver, on the front & back (no writing or pictures), but the spine has the book title & publisher. I paid $2 for this book. It is heavy, very heavy, and it has a great number of large fold-out pages, with colorfully illustrated drawings of various aircraft of World War II, and pages of detailed writings and illustrations.

Baron Von Richtoffen & His Bright Red Fokker.

*When I was a boy there were three things that piqued my interest: Ivanhoe & the Knights of the Round Table; WWI Bi-Planes, Capt. Eddie Rickenbacker/Baron von Richtofen, his bright red Fokker & the Blue Max; and hell if I can recall the third thing of interest, but when I do, I’ll write it down here. But, I can see a boy becoming engrossed in the above book and spending hours looking at the illustrations, reading the details, and probably buying and building several model airplane kits… and painting them.

USS Nantucket (Monitor Class Civil War Battleship)

I’m thinking that my third interest as a boy was the Monitor and the Merrimac. Civil War Era battleships. But I never really had a concept of how large the Monitor was as a boy. I thought of her as perhaps being a little bigger than a row boat, but in reality she was a large vessel capable of carrying about 85 crewmen.

As a boy, I built a version of the Monitor and the Merrimac out of balsa wood. My Monitor was shaped like a canoe with a flat deck and a round gun turret. Nothing like the real thing. Kinston has the Ironclad CSS Neuse, or her hull, on display.

The USS Nantucket, shown above, was a Monitor Class battleship. Built low to the water, and subject to sinking easily in rough seas, a dangerous vessel to be assigned to. George L. Morton, a distant relative living down in Wilmington, North Carolina for a while would command the above ship during the Spanish-American War but it would never make it to Cuba before the short war ended. The joke among the crewmen was that “they killed more Spaniards in front of the Orton Hotel (downtown Wilmington hotel) that they did from the decks of the Nantucket. In other words their verbal braggadocio of what they would do as they stood in front of the Orton Hotel far exceeded any actual combat victories. *As I recall they were afraid of firing their large cannon because the large oak beam that held it in place had been cracked at some point and they were afraid that if they fired the cannon, the recoil might push the gun turret off the ship.

The Spanish-American War ended abruptly and the officers & crew of the Nantucket returned to Wilmington on the train. They had been on maneuvers around Hilton Head and Beaufort, South Carolina but never headed further south. The vessel had a “rapid fire” machine gun (probably not called a machine gun at the time) and it’s my belief that one of these was procured from the Nantucket and used in the Wilmington Race Riot later that year, 1898. It was mounted on a horse drawn cart and hauled about town and used to kill “darkies.”

*I do recall that the actor/comedian Bob Cummings, had a TV show, and every so often he would play a relative of his (maybe his character’s grandfather) that had been a WWI pilot. I always perked up when this character came on, dressed in his old pilot’s headgear.

Oh, the web cam view of the Washington, North Carolina waterfront has about a 30 seconds lag time. This camera and/or it’s Internet connection is excellent. It streams fluidly showing automobiles both on the waterfront and crossing the old Hwy. 17 bridge without “skipping a beat.” In fact, this web cam view is the only one of about 10 different web cams that is LIVE. The rest are stills that update periodically. And the stream played fluidly both on my Chromebook at home and while I was in my car on my Android phone.

I took the short route to Washington, but took the scenic route back, and stopped once, in Snow Hill, to buy a pint of whole milk at the Piggly Wiggly. This was the same Piggly Wiggly that I had bought really good pork chops one time.

The scenic route from Little Washington comes near but not actually by “Voice of America.” I considered this the “Cold War Era” propaganda tool by the United States. There were large radio towers spread across a large field and American propaganda was streamed 24/7 across the Atlantic Ocean and across Europe to the Communist countries. I just recently came across YouTube videos of the Voice of America towers being demolished in 2016. I went over there before that time and did see them. There was a home in the area that I think had an underground component, but when I went looking for it via the Google Street View, I couldn’t find it.

Then stopped again in Newton Grove at the Pharmacy to eat a Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream on a regular cone. One scoop of ice cream on a regular cone is still just $2. Nothing for tax, or tax included. *Harris Teeter carries the “Roadrunner Raspberry” ice cream, which is the same name as the Hershey’s version. I have yet to buy any since the Newton Grove Pharmacy stopped selling it a couple of years ago.

Of note, both going and returning, when I neared Greenville & Washington, NC, there was a whole lot of untouched snow still left in the fields and the yards. There is something almost melancholy about snow going undisturbed by laughing & playing children with red noses. As I recall, the snow was still on the ground down near the coast, but as I returned to the Fayetteville area, it was mostly gone from the ground.

I’m sneaking around, but dressed like Bozo the Clown.

I’m watching another episode of “the Lone Ranger,” and he’s sneaking around, but he is as distinctive as Bozo the Clown. “The Masked Man” often goes “incognito,” because I’ve already seen him impersonating an old man (a different episode).

I was looking at “Silver,” the Lone Ranger’s horse, and I was thinking it would be almost impossible for the Lone Ranger to be incognito, wherever he goes. His mask hides his face, but nothing about the rest of him is understated. Tonto even cleaned the Ranger’s hat and left it out in the sun so that it would be brighter. *I heard him say so.

And, here comes this guy into town, wearing a mask, with a bright white hat (so that we know he’s a good guy), on a shiny white horse, that’s unmistakable from any other horse.

I thought that if the Lone Ranger really wanted to go incognito, he would have to have a backup horse. A horse that looked like most of the other horses in the Old West. Maybe a drab brown, and he would have to name him “Fred.” No one is going to forget, as he’s riding away on Fred, and say, “Hi Yo Fred, Away!” No, he’s going to be in character and say, “Giddy Up, Fred.” And Fred is going to mosey out of town with the maskless Lone Ranger on his back, with only the little boy playing with a stick, noticing.

I just noticed that the Lone Ranger is wearing a much darker outfit as he is riding along, during the opening credits, and firing his gun right next to Silver’s ear. And Silver, “what a trooper,” he doesn’t even flinch each time the gun goes off.

Yeah, the incognito Lone Ranger is going to have to lose that scarf he’s wearing around his neck. Nothing is going to attract more attention than that faggy looking scarf. You think Gregory Peck’s character, in “the Big Country,” got harassed because of the Eastern fedora he was wearing (a Bowler I believe), heck no, just look at the dude that just walked into the saloon wearing a scarf around his neck. Only women wear that kind of garb. And, he’s going to have to lose those Spandex pants that highlights his delicious rump. Get some weathered Jeans, and beat them on a rock to make them a little more weathered.

Look at those pearl handled shiny six shooters the Ranger is wearing. This seems to be a theme with Western “good guys.” Think about it. Would you know the good guy from these other distinctive weapons?


The Lone Ranger has to “sleep with one eye open,” because that gun belt of his has got to be worth thousands of dollars in silver bullets.


I knew of Bozo, but there was a local version on WITN TV7 out of Washington, North Carolina. This was an NBC Affiliate. The children’s clown was called WITNEY the HOBO, with the emphasis on WITNey.

I didn’t get to watch Howdy Doody & Buffalo Bob because their show was televised on WNCT TV9 (CBS) out of Greenville, North Carolina, and our TV reception for Greenville was horrible.

Rick Tash wasn’t a clown and didn’t dress up in makeup, other than what a normal TV personality might use. Apparently he had a children’s show on WECT TV6 (or WWAY TV 3) from Wilmington, North Carolina. One Saturday he came up from Wilmington and did a “meet with the kids” at the Jacksonville Colonial Store in New River Shopping Center, and gave away balsa wood gliders. I got one.

The New Bern TV station changed from WNBE to WCTI about 1970. This was an ABC affiliate.

As a child, after school and on Saturdays & Sundays, I would have watched shows like “Yogi Bear,” “Huckleberry Hound,” “Space Angel,” “Dark Shadows,” “The Wonderful World of Disney,” “Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom,” “Johnny Quest,” “Captain Kangaroo,” “Bugs Bunny,” “Rocky & Bullwinkle,” “Sunrise Theater,” “The Three Stooges,”

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“The Twilight Zone,”

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“The Outer Limits,”

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“Peter Gunn,” “Andy Griffith,” “Dragnet,” “The FBI,” “Get Smart,” “The Invaders,” “Daniel Boone,” “Star Trek,” and on special occasions, just once a year, “The Wizard of Oz,” “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” “A Christmas Carol,” “A Charlie Brown Christmas,” & movies like, “Ivanhoe,” “Frankenstein,” “Dracula,” “The Sound of Music,” “The Time Machine,” and “The Birds.”


And rarely do I pass this sign that I don’t think of the iconic Time Machine goddess, shown above.

Interpreting the 1960 Back Porch Photo.

I have pointed out the many components of this one photo taken of me, by Mary Ann (age 22), in 1960. I’m not sure if she took this picture in February, or possibly in January either on my birthday, or a short time later. I was born on January 18, 1954 so I would have been six years old in this photo. I think this shirt and pair of pants looks really good on me, and I have a good haircut for the time.

*Over the 2024 Christmas holiday, I checked with Mary Ann, and she doesn’t recall if the photos were taken on my birthday, or a short time later. The “FEB 1960” tag on the edge of the photo was probably the date the photos were actually developed, not taken.

But now, lets take a look at the various components of this picture.

I am on the back porch of the old home place that was located on the corner of Highway 24 and Queens Creek Road. This house would be moved a short distance down Queens Creek Road and Uncle Bob (Robert Preston Morton, my mother’s brother.) and his family would live there for the rest of the life of the house. Without checking, I think Bob died in 1992, twelve years after my mom’s death in 1980.

The back porch is wooden, and look at the edges of the porch. They are razor straight, which means that this porch was relatively new. It had probably been replaced maybe only a year or so prior to this picture. A wooden porch, with age begins to deteriorate around the edges. The wood breaks off because maybe someone stands on the edge to jump off. I think it may be painted, or would be painted, probably a gray color. This would help the wood to last longer. Not the color of the paint, but the paint itself.

To my back would be a couple of doors that were access to/from the kitchen. There were no other doors to the kitchen, so you had to either come onto the porch from the yard, or you came onto the porch from the back door of the house. There was another door from the bathroom onto the back porch, but it was almost always closed and rarely used. Another thought with old houses is that they settle with age and the doors and windows don’t open or close without “sticking.”

There were two sets of steps for the back porch. One set was about mid length of the porch, about where the front bumper of the car is nearest the porch, and the other steps are at the end of the porch. As you walked off the back steps, there was a large Propane gas tank (a 100 gallons tank) just to the right sitting up off the ground on short cinder blocks, and on the other side of the gas tank was a flat topped water pump house. *The Propane gas was used for our kitchen stove. The cinderblocks were meant to keep the metal tank from touching the ground and becoming rusted. The tank was this shape, but the whole thing had been painted with a silver colored paint.

Notice the tangle of vines just in front of me and the bicycle. These were part of a Wisteria vine. It is highly intrusive, and will climb up a porch post, or up a light or power poll, or up a tree. It will kill a tree or will slip into the eaves of a house and cause a place for water or air to leak into the roof. The redeeming features of Wisteria are that they have a pretty purple flower, and it smells good when in bloom.

I’m sitting on my new bicycle that had been bought at the Western Auto Store in Swansboro. It was an AMF Roadmaster and was green and white in color. The chain is off the bike as a result of mom trying to take the rear seat off the bike. I thought the back shelf looked stupid and didn’t want it on the bike, but to remove it you had to unbolt some bolts and this changed the distance of the back wheel from the front and as a result the bicycle chain became loose and fell off the spokes. Someone besides my mom probably had to fix the bike. Neither she nor I had the mechanical acumen to correct this problem.

I think I see the edges of a couple of wooden chairs behind my rear bicycle tire, perhaps rocking chairs that might have been on the back porch.

The car seems to be parked too close to the porch & porch steps. It was an old Chevy, a Chevy Styleline, beige in color, and maybe from the early 1950s because of the bumper grillwork. Nothing fancy. A neighbor, Mr. Gilbert Trot, owned a black Chevy like ours and drove it back and forth to the Marine Base where he worked for many years. We thought he must take really good care of car for it to last so long.

*Bob had an old Ford that was also a beige color, and was probably from about the same time period. I think his next car was a little white (or light colored) Ford Falcon. Our next car would be a brand new1964 1/2 Ford Mustang, Prairie Bronze in color, and a Fast Back 2+2.

After the Mustang, I would get the next new car, a 1971 Pontiac LeMans, blue with a white vinyl roof (the vinyl had a little knobby texture), for my Senior Year at Swansboro High School. Mom would take this new car the next year to drive to her work. This was my first year at Carolina (Chapel Hill) and Freshmen couldn’t have a car.

Lyde Glynnister Morton Jones

Off the back corner of the porch you see a little house, almost a shed, but it was an old lumber jack’s house that had been bought so Aunt Lyde (Lyde Glynnister Jones) could live separately from the rest of us. Lyde like several of the Morton brothers and sisters had Tuberculosis (TB). TB is a contagious disease.

The little house had enough room for a single bed, a shelf that ran the length of the building and on which to keep a hot plate to heat water, and not much else that I recall. There had to be room for a few clothes. I rarely went into this house, but I seem to recall being inside one sunny afternoon and windows rand along on wall from the front to the back and the shelf was just below the window. Maybe there was even a plant on the shelf, and a single burner hot plate.

If you look just behind my head/neck, there is the old mule with his ass facing the camera. I don’t remember feeding him, or recall his name, (I’m sure he had one.) and I never played with him, and eventually he was sold, and I don’t know to whom. He is standing in a pasture, on the other side of the drainage ditch that ran along the back side of the kitchen. There was an electrical fence that ran around this pasture to keep him inside. *I remember early one sunny morning, that the dew was glistening on the colorful Morning Glories that were dangling down from the electric fence.

This was also the pasture in which the old “pack house” was located. To his left, just beyond his nose was the Queens Creek Road and in the distance above the mule’s head was the old tobacco barn, the one that burned down. It’s difficult to tell, but between the mule and the tobacco barn was Queens Creek Road (QCR).

The main part of the farm was located across QCR from the old home place and the pack house. *The pack house was used to pack the cured tobacco into large burlap sacks (a large square of burlap that could be brought together by the corners and tied into a bale, of tobacco leaves). The cured leaves were placed with the stalk end of the leaf facing outward, and forming a large donut shaped stack of tobacco.

At Market where buyers could walk along and examine the quality of the tobacco.

The uncured (green) tobacco leaves were first tied onto a long wooden pole with tobacco twine. Tobacco twine is thicker than thread. The twine needed to be thick enough to hold the tobacco on the stick while it was being cured in the tobacco barn, but weak enough to be easily broken by hand when you wanted to remove it from the tobacco stick.

The green, uncured tobacco leaves were first tied to a long wooden stick, about three leaves together at a time, and the twine looped over the stick to hold the leaves on. When finished each stick probably held about 45 leaves hanging straight down in a line.

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The sticks with the tobacco attached to them would then be put up in the rafters of the tobacco barn, which basically would become an oven, heated to draw the moisture out of the tobacco leaf, and turn it golden brown (thus the name Gold Leaf). You didn’t want so much heat as to burn the leaf, but just “cure” it. The rafters of the barn were far enough apart so that the long tobacco sticks would be held up, but hot air would be allowed to flow upward through all the leaves. I’m not sure if the heated air was recycled back down and then up again, over and over, but that would make sense.

What I have described above is “old school.” It is the way that tobacco was cured and then tied into bundles (burlap sacks) to be driven to market during the 1960s. I know there were markets in Greenville & Kinston.

Tobacco was “big business” during this time. In fact, I think few people thought that tobacco would every not be big business. The North Carolina Economy was dependent upon King Tobacco. But as with many things since that time, health concerns nation and world wide became more important and tobacco became much less important.

Another example would be Sears. Sears was the “only game in town.” We didn’t have the Internet, Amazon, or a local WalMart from which to buy all our needs. Sears didn’t sell groceries, but it did sell just about everything else. And we learned about what it had to offer by getting thick paper catalogs filled with pictures, product descriptions and prices, and an order form several times a year. There was a summer, winter & Christmas catalog filled with ideas for men’s, women’s, and children’s clothing, underwear & shoes. Toys & games for all ages, including adults. Household goods, like coffee pots, irons, and various electronics like radios & TVs. There was no Cable or Streaming TV, but the three basic networks, ABC, CBS & NBC were all being pushed out over the invisible “air waves” to provide entertainment and commercials to let us know what we should want. If you needed something immediately you might drive to Jacksonville to buy some items at Rose’s Department Store, or the local Sears. *How have Rose’s Department Stores continued to the edge of the new year, 2025?

A trip to New River Shopping Center in Jacksonville might be once a week, or every two weeks. There was a grocery in Swansboro, but Jacksonville had the Colonial Store. And one Saturday morning, Rick Tash, a TV personality from Wilmington. came up to the Jacksonville Colonial Store and made an appearance giving away balsa wood gliders to the children, of which I was one.

As promotional gimmicks, you could get the latest volume of the Golden Book Encyclopedia and eventually obtain the entire set of16 volumes from A thru Z. What colorful covers each volume had, with various symbols for that lettered volume.

Another gimmick was a set of Golden Wheat dishes, but you could only buy one type of dish each week. It may have been more than each week, but you could buy the cups one week, and the saucers the next, and the salad plate, and next the dinner plate, and eventually when you had several place settings you could buy the special gravy or sugar bowl, or creamer or covered butter dish.

Finally, I should mention Gold Bond Stamps. These were like S&H Green Stamps. You received a certain number of Gold Bond Stamps for the amount of each grocery purchase. Spend more money, get more stamps. You pasted the stamps in a Savings Book. The idea was that when you collected a certain number of filled books, you could redeem them for various items. e.g. a portable radio, an iron, a game or toy, etc. You would take the filled savings books to a “redemption center” and get your preferred item.


Notes on the above photos & images:

Lawrence deLafayette Morton (“Papa”) died in 1950 (see obit at bottom of page). In this photo he is standing at the back corner of the old house. He is looking toward the photographer, who is either standing beside Queens Creek Road or in it. The house still has wood siding, but by the time I can recall they had put light colored asbestos shingles on the outside of the house & a smooth sheeted asbestos shingle skirting (to keep the cold air from blowing beneath the house. I see a rocking chair sitting on the back porch just outside of the back door. *But, there is no wall for the bathroom, so it had not been built yet. Mary Ann told me that there were steps here to make it easier to go to the Smoke House and she thinks the bathroom was added in the 1940s. You can see the branches & leaves of some of the tall oak trees which grew near the front of the house.

The picture of Papa, Yvonne “Onnie,” and Thalia show them standing in the front yard of the old house when it was still on the corner of Hwy. 24 and Queens Creek Road. Years later, the Swansboro High School (from which I graduated in 1972, not the current new one) would be built on the other side of Hwy. 24. They would be where the current Swansboro Burger KIng is located. Note the large oak trees.

Mary Ann Kellum (Sharpe) is pictured here still in high school and she might be near the age of 16 which I was born on her 16th birthday, January 18, 1954. She took the photos of me on the back porch with my bicycle and in the living room next to our TV in 1960.

This is my 1st Grade photo. I don’t recall if this is 1960 or 1961, but because of my birthday, I was one of the oldest students in my class. There were just a few others older than myself.

I attended Swansboro Elementary School from 1st through 5th grades and I have several photos of a May Day celebration when this facility was still the Swansboro High School c1952. Mary Ann participated in the May Day but is not recognizable in any of the photos. Several years ago some of the buildings in this facility (the cafeteria & auditorium sections) were demolished as were the 1st & 2nd grade buildings. But the remaining two story structure is still there and is now part of a nice apartment complex (See below on Google Street View.)

I was either in 4th or 5th Grade in 1963 when President John F. Kennedy was assassinated. I recall that my classroom was upstairs in the back of the existing building. An aid or another teacher came into our classroom and whispered something to our teacher. She was telling her that President Kennedy had been shot. I think the President’s funeral procession was televised on Saturday morning, and I remember wishing they hadn’t taken off my favorite cartoons to show his funeral.

My story on the Auditorium is that one year our class was putting on a presentation for all the grades in the auditorium. One group of boys was singing “King of the Road,” which was a popular song, and I wanted to be in that group, but wasn’t. I was part of a group that was singing & dancing to “I’m Telling You Now,” by Freddie and the Dreamers. We were dancing, “The Freddy,” which required you to flap you arms and legs alternately to each side of your body. I’ve seen video of this from the original group on YouTube. On the day that we performed our song & dance (two performances, one for the younger grades & one for the older) our group was standing on the stage side by side. We started singing & dancing and part way through the presentation I looked down on the front row of the audience and saw some people staring, poking each other and laughing. I looked down and my “fly” was open. I don’t recall if I turned around and continued to dance, or not, but we finally finished the song to my relief.

I recall working as a student helper in the Cafeteria. There was a little window where students brought all their dirty dishes & used milk cartons on their trays and placed them on the window’s shelf. The trays would then be taken and the paper products thrown into the large gray rubber trash can. The remaining food would be scraped off from the dishes into a “slop” container and the dirty dishes, silverware and trays would be put where they would be conveyed into a steam cleaner, to be cleaned for reuse the next meal. After doing this several times, I decided that I didn’t want to do it any more, and didn’t.

One day we had sauerkraut as part of our meal. We probably also had those thick red sausages that were slightly curled from cooking. I don’t recall what other sides went with this lunch, but I do know we had a half pint of milk (Maola). as always. On this day I didn’t want to eat the sauerkraut, and I noticed other “boys” instead of eating their sauerkraut, they were stuffing the sauerkraut in their milk cartons. I normally would not do something like this, but I really didn’t want to eat the sauerkraut. But, I also still had a half full carton of milk, but I put my sauerkraut in the half filled milk carton anyway. I then got up and headed with my tray and dishes to the window. But just before I got there there were a couple of teachers standing talking. One teacher stopped me and lifted my milk carton and then told me, “You haven’t finished your milk. Go back and finish it.” I didn’t realize it then, but thinking back on the situation, I wouldn’t be surprised if she hadn’t seen me stuffing my sauerkraut into my milk carton, and was giving me my ‘just desserts.'” I went back and tried to drink the milk/sauerkraut mixture but let me say the two do not combine into a drinkable drink. I gaged, and didn’t drink any more, and fortunately the teacher either was gone or didn’t stop me on the way to put up my tray.

The result of this event was that I didn’t eat sauerkraut for a long, long time afterwards. It may have even been 30 or 40 years later before I put some sauerkraut on a Pastrami & Rye Reuben sandwich and enjoyed it. I have since found that mixing a little Thousand Island dressing along with the sauerkraut makes a delicious side dish, after all you mix the two to go on the Reuben sandwich and that tastes good.

On the first day that the Swansboro Burger King opened, a Sunday, I went down and sat in a booth by the Drive-Thru and looked out trying to imagine where the old kitchen & smoke house had been located. The view in this picture looks out across Queens Creek Road and on to the old farm, which now has the new Queens Creek Elementary School. The new Swansboro High School is next to this elementary school, and the Morton Family Cemetery (my mother, her parents & a brother and sister are buried there) are located here.


Lawrence DeLafayette Morton Obituary (Daily News 1950)

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Jacksonville Daily News
Jacksonville Daily News
“The World That Gives A Whoop About Onslow County” - Tuesday, June 27, 1950

LAWRENCE D. MORTON

Lawrence D. Morton, 78, died at his home near Swansboro Thursday morning.
Funeral services were held Friday at 3 o’clock at the graveside conducted by
Rev. R. L. Wethington, pastor of the Swansboro Methodist Church.
In addition to his wife, he is survived by five daughters, Mrs. Lyde Jones,
Charlottesville, Va., Mrs. Earle Hughes, Portsmouth, Va., Mrs. Zeta Littleton,
Portsmouth, Mrs. Raymond Kellum, Hubert, and Miss Vivian Morton, Hubert; and
two sons, Edgar and Robert, both of Hubert


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This is Lawrence deLafayette Morton, son of Westley Edward Morton and Marinda
Caroline Thomas. His wife was Thalia Alma Freshwater. He was buried in the
family cemetery which is now located in front of the Queens Creek Middle
School, just outside of Swansboro, NC.

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The children listed in the above obituary:

Mrs. Lyde Glynister Jones

Mrs. Kathleen Hughes (buried in Olive Branch Cemetery, Portsmouth, VA as is Irwin Wilkins, Zeta's long time boyfriend)

Mrs. Zeta Littleton "Aunt Pete"

Mrs. Carrie Kellum "Aunt Sis"

Miss Vivian Inez "Mick/ey" Morton (later Gibson, 1952)

Mr. Edgar "Buddy" Morton

Mr. Robert Preston "Bob" Morton "Uncle Bob"

The Crossing by Michael Connelly, a Bosch Novel.

I don’t notice it in Bosch Legacy episodes, but the early Bosch shows did something that I found quickly odd. Odd compared to almost all TV shows & movies that came prior. The locations were real, and street signs were real, with a few exceptions where an actual location was used for a different purpose, such as, a bank and it’s parking lot being used as a restaurant and “shoot out” scene for the story. But, for the most part, if you paused the video and looked at a street sign, then you could actually google for that location in Google Maps (Streetview) and you could usually find it.  I do recall one house that I couldn’t find on my own in this way, but that was because there was only a house number showing on a gaudily painted house, and nowhere in the scene was there a street sign visible. 

So, I have never read a Stephen King novel (that I can recall), but I have watched the myriad of movies which have been made from his writings & novels. Until recently, I could say the same about the author Michael Connelly and his Bosch (and Lincoln Lawyer) novels. I rarely read fiction, and for most of my working life only read technical manuals & industry related items. The exception might have been in reading various works regarding education. 

But, I am now almost 180 pages into reading “The Crossing” by Michael Connelly. I’ve cheated, and looked, and there are 388 pages of the actual novel. Why? Well, this is about the third book that I am reading because of my experience with the Little Community Lending Libraries that I took on as my own project, of being a “book bee” (my term for moving a few books from one location, area or even city to another). I normally don’t take a book or two to actually read, but only to cross-pollinate these little book drops. Two exceptions have been “Fig Pudding” and “Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing” which was the late Matthew Perry memoir. I will attribute “The Crossing” to these little libraries, but not because I actually found it there, but because I’ve started collecting these Connelly novels to add to these lending libraries starting this coming spring. *I’ve stopped my “book bee” process since it’s gotten colder, because I am guessing that fewer people walk around to these locations in bad weather, and I also don’t want to leave a book, “out in the cold” during stormy winter months. Oh, and I settled on Connelly novels because I had enjoyed the Bosch series on TV. And it was an added bonus that I had independently liked the Lincoln Lawyer series, before I ever knew the connection between Haller & Bosch, and Connelly, the author of both. At the last Cumberland County Library Book Sale, I found a whole shelf of the Connelly-Bosch novels and that was the second day of the sale. No telling how many had filled the shelves on Day One. 

I don’t plan to read even a few of the Bosch novels, but I am finding The Crossing to be enjoyable. First, I know most of the characters mentioned, and have probably even seen the story line on TV first, but I do see where an event where Haller is “set up” by crooked cops on a DUI bust… so the cops can view the files he is carrying in the trunk of his Lincoln, after he is carted off to jail, actually happens to Honey Chandler in the TV episode. And I’m not sure of how a fictional event in a book, or a fictional event in a TV episode can “actually happen.” I guess it’s just poetic license.

But all of the previous writing above, was just to get me to the point so that I could mention that the novels apparently echo that of the TV series. Places mentioned in the book are many times, actual places that you can find in Streetview. I’ve skipped over a few locations already mentioned in the book but plan to go back and include them in my Streetview searching. 

So, Harry Bosch is meeting another character at a local bar. The book mentions the name of the bar and even describes a large mural painted on the side of the building as being of an old Mariachi. This was the trigger for me to finally go to Streetview searching for this bar & location. Sure enough I put in the bar name, “Eastside Luv” and quickly found it and yup, there was the grizzled old Mariachi musician portrayed on the side of the building.

As another aside, I will miss Lance Reddick, the actor. I liked him in everything I saw him in. Enjoyed his character in “Fringe.”

As I’ve mentioned elsewhere, I came across the Matthew Perry memoir in one of the little community lending libraries about three days before the actor died. I snagged the book because I thought someone would like to read it. However, less than a week later, as I was viewing one of those online tributes to actors & other famous persons who have died in the current year, I saw a picture of Matthew Perry. My thought was that I didn’t know he was dead, and when did it happen. I quickly found that he had actually died, very recently, and just 3 days after I snagged his book.

So I told myself that I probably will have to read it now. And, I started slowly, but then picked up speed and finished it, except for the last half page, which I superstitiously left unread. He was a tennis player in his youth, so I had that in common, although I started much later in life. He made $80 millions mostly from “Friends” but he also spent $7 millions on therapy. By the end of the book, I was thinking another title might have been “Self-Inflicted Wounds.” Catch-22. Without the holes in his soul, he probably wouldn’t have been talented enough to be on “Friends” and make millions & millions of dollars… and with the holes, he was so “fucked up” that he could never be happy, and would put himself through more pain than almost any enemy would have thought “too brutal” to foist on even the most hated foe. And ironic. From the start of the book he is saying, “I should have been dead by now,” ”many times.” 

I got “Fig Pudding” from a LCL in Benson, NC. It was one of many (perhaps 15 or more copies) in the little hut on a stick. I’m guessing this many copies might have been purchased for a Sunday School class, or other group reading project, perhaps at a school. In any case, the read was quick and enjoyable. Not really religious themed, but a family story with ups and downs, and one of the downs being really down. The sudden death of one of the children. It’s not a real family or story, but an entertaining look, that makes the reader want to participate in that kind of cohesive unit.

[NOTE]: On the actor, Titus Welliver… ”Mullholland Falls” from 1996 is still fun to watch, and in it Welliver, a much, much younger Welliver, plays a letch, who is about to screw a young, naive girl, even if it means doping her up beforehand. The Nolte character, a policeman, steps in hard, and kills the Welliver character with his own dope filled hypodermic syringe. But none of that keeps the bad guys, other bad guys, from throwing the Jennifer Connelly character from an aeroplane. And, I don’t know if Michael Connelly and Jennifer Connelly are any, if even, distant relation.

[ A LATER NOTE ]: ”I don’t plan to read even a few of the Bosch novels, but I am finding The Crossing to be enjoyable.“ Funny, since now I am on my fifth Bosch novel, “the 9 Dragons,” and may read more. I am finding “9 Dragons” to be a little slower reading than the previous four Bosch novels I have read, and enjoyed. I think this may be the novel where Harry has to fly to Hong Kong to rescue his daughter, Maddie. Not sure if his ex-wife, who Maddie lives with all but two weeks of the year, (is it Eleanor Wish) is killed in this story. In the TV series, his ex-wife is gunned down in an L.A. parking lot, and I don’t think that Harry flies to Hong Kong in the TV series.

*I enjoyed the first Bosch TV series, and the latest, “Bosch Legacy,” but having started to read Connelly’s Bosch novels, I really like the author’s stories better than the TV adaptations, and part of that is because I like the Mickey Haller, his Lincoln Lawyer half-brother, character. I think I read that it is licensing agreements that limit the Bosch-Haller interaction on the TV series, and that is probably why the Honey Chandler character was prominent in the TV series. I haven’t read if she even exists in the novels, or if she does, probably plays a much smaller mentionable role there.

[AN EVEN LATER NOTE 04/02/24]: Having mentioned above that I don’t plan to read even a few of the Bosch novels, I am now reading “The DROP,” and I have already read about 15 other Bosch novels, and have a couple more ready to be read after the current one I am reading. I haven’t read them in order, and there have been some interesting insights because of the timing & order of reading that I have made. That is one reason for why I wrote a brief article called, “Harry Bosch, that lying sack of shit.” [end of NOTE]

[NOTE 07/04/24]: The 4th of July, 2024, and I am at home watching part of the “Twilight Zone Marathon” on the SyFy Channel. And the current episode is, “Time Enough At Last,” which stars Burgess Meredith. This is the episode in which Henry Bemis, a bank teller, who is a voracious reader with thick glasses is repeatedly stymied at both work and home by “non-readers.” One day, while reading on his break, in the bank vault, an H-Bomb goes off killing everyone else on Earth. Bemis emerges from the bank vault into a world of twisted metal and ashes. He walks the earth and finds that there is enough canned goods and other food in a demolished grocery for him to survive. (I know that canned goods, most of them, have a shelf life, and eventually will spoil, even in a well sealed can. So, eventually he would need to figure out how to reproduce food by “tilling the soil.”) And then, just before deciding to put an end to his aloneness with a bullet, he spies a fallen pillar with the words “Public Library” written on it. And here he finds and starts to compile his readings, sorted by months, as stacks of books on the front steps of the demolished library. And here’s the twist. While bending down to pick up a tome, his glasses slip from his face falling to the concrete steps and completely shattering the lenses. He cannot see to read, which seems to be the most important obstacle for the rest of his life. And the episode ends, “in the Twilight Zone.”

So, I’ve read all the Bosch novels except for “The Burning Room” and “The Wrong Side of Goodbye.” I am a little over 50 pages into “The Burning Room,” which I thought would be a story about the death of a young girl, killed by smoke inhalation during an apartment fire started by a fire bomb. The “bad guys” were trying to get tenants out of this apartment complex so they could build something bigger. *That storyline was from several Bosch episodes on TV. **But that hasn’t happened yet, and we are focused on a Mariachi player, who having been shot ten years prior has suffered and finally died of blood poisoning, due to his original injury. Thus this becomes a homicide which is now handed off to Harry Bosch and his novice Spanish speaking protege, Soto. This is Harry’s last year, not many more cases left in his LAPD detective career before the DROP (not the Bosch novel).

Mariachi Plaza

The shooting occurred at the crowded Mariachi Plaza and was for 10 years thought to have been a “drive by” shooting. But now, with the player’s death, an autopsy has produced a rifle slug that had been lodged into his spine. And the bullet, having been fired from a rifle, was proof (if not positive) that the shooting had been deliberate and not just random.

There is a description, from a store security camera located across the street from the Plaza, of the actual shooting. I suppose from the current Google Street View that that store no longer exists.

The Corner of Boyle and 1st Street at Mariachi Plaza.

As I explored Mariachi Plaza via Google Maps & Street View, I came upon a surprise revelation. I was just looking to find a concrete table, like the one described from which the Mariachi player had fallen after being shot. I found several concrete outcroppings, not quite where I thought they should be, but that made me go to Street View to get a different angle on Mariachi Plaza. And, that is where I looked in the opposite direction from the Plaza. There it was, a view that I was familiar with, from a long ago Bosch novel, “The Crossing.” And here it is,

Eastside Luv Wine Bar

I just checked the publishing order for the Michael Connelly’s novels and see that “The Crossing” was published directly after “The Burning Room.” But, I read “The Crossing” a good many books ago, so it seems at a much different time. ***There has also been a description of a drive-by shooting regarding the “White Fence” Gang. Not sure which novel this other vignette comes from, but there was a shooting into the walls of a garage, in which, at a much later time, LAPD tried to recover the slugs, but unsuccessfully. ****I mention this because I put “two and two together” between two other novels, that I had read, “out of their order.” I read about an Oriental shop/store keeper (wine shop?) who had been shot and killed in his store. Bosch finally reveals that the store owner’s daughter had actually killed her father. But, now I was reading another novel in which Harry drives a crooked detective into hostile territory, during the LA Race Riots, and this detective is pulled from the car and beat to death, while Harry managed to drive back to safety. On safe ground, Harry walks over to a looted wine shop to get cigarettes and some matches and finds the Oriental store owner cowering down behind his cash register. There was something about this description that made me look further, and I realized that this was when Harry first met the store owner that some years later was killed by his, the owner’s, daughter.

Another note. If you look in the opposite direction from the Eastside Luv Wine Bar, up 1st Street, you are looking a short distance to downtown LA.

[end NOTE]