I was just watching a horror movie and…

I don’t watch many horror movies but came across this one that appears to have been made outside of Hollywood and in the South. A beautiful girl was telling a scary story and at the end she said something like, “Boo” and everyone jumped and then laughed and this reminded me of something I did many, many years ago.

I had a couple of younger friends, Tracy and Jane, who were best friends. There must have been a concert in Charlotte, North Carolina and someone loaned me their station wagon so that we could all go. I was driving. This car had power windows and I had never had a car that had power windows.

We went and had a good time and then came the long drive back to Jacksonville, North Carolina from Charlotte. The drive took place at night. We made it back to Elizabethtown and then got on the road to Burgaw. This was ages ago and there were long stretches of that road that had no houses on it.

It did for many years have a very tall TV antenna. I think I read that this was used by a Wilmington TV (WECT 6 Raycom) station. And, I do recall seeing an online video several years ago when they demolished the tower. This was a tower so tall that if you were near it’s base, you would hurt your neck bending it back to look all the way up to the top. But on this night the tall TV tower wasn’t the main event.

We started telling scary stories in the car. All the windows were up and as I said there were no houses, no lights along a long stretch of road. I’m not good at telling scary stories, and I was having to make one up on the fly but I had an idea for a surprise ending.

I told a story about a creature that lived along this stretch of road and it would abduct people driving along the road, snatching them from their vehicles never to be heard from again. So, I set this story up. Seems like there were 3 other people in the car. Tracy, Jane and I don’t recall the third girl.

Well, I get to the end of the story and it was dark in the car, but I had quietly moved my left hand over onto the 4 power window buttons, and at the finish of the story I pressed all four buttons and the windows came down and the air rushed into the car, and everyone let out a scream, and then laughed. What fun!

I’m looking at the credits for the horror movie, “Death Screams,” I was watching and it was a 1981 movie made in Shelby, North Carolina. That’s funny.

Susan Kiger (Playboy Playmate 1977) who did “hard core” porn before she became a playmate.

Andria Savio was married to Tony Curtis for several years.

2023

I just replayed the ending of this movie and I still don’t know who the killer was. I just didn’t pay enough attention to the movie other than making a comment to myself that there were a bunch of good looking women in it. I think I made a comment about Kiger having “Hallmark Channel Movie” beauty. And she did, but now that I know how rough she had been prior to making this film, I wouldn’t expect her to have ever done anything great in acting. *She stepped away from acting right after “Death Screams” and has been living in California ever since. She is just a couple of months older than me, and is a very attractive woman still.


NOT SO DEEP FAKES

A few days ago I came upon a YouTube video about how the actor, Denzel Washington, had argued a case before the U.S. Supreme Court and impressed the court with his legal acumen. I listened to the end of the video and found it extremely inspiring. I was just re-watching the demolition video embedded above and for some reason was reminded of the Denzel Washington video and I thought to google to see if the video was actually real… and it wasn’t. The story was almost completely made up. Washington hadn’t earned a law degree from Howard University and he never argued any case before the Supreme Court. How disappointing that some mook, and I use the term “mook” in the least favorable way,… some mook wasted my time vie,wing his creation of fiction. I can only hope that he or she will at some point in the future have their time wasted in a similar fashion. But the video, if it had been true would have been extremely inspiring.

*Just a few days ago and weeks after I had viewed the above video, I came across a story, online about a young woman police officer who disappeared in the 1970s. They were showing a picture of an attractive woman officer in uniform, and beside that pic was a picture of a rusted hull of an automobile, at the rocky sea shore. The word “POLICE” prominently displayed on it’s passenger side door. I began to read the story but as I did “little things” began to register. Notably, they mentioned the make and model of the patrol car the woman officer had been driving the night she disappeared, and when I looked at the rusted hull, I didn’t think that matched the named type of vehicle. And then it came to me to look for the key phrase at the start of this article… and yep, there it was, something to the effect that “the following content is fiction.” Okay, it doesn’t say that explicitly, but that is what the phrase means. Believe me, the little fictional stories made up to pique people’s interest, and waste their time following the stories as if the fiction was real has gotten to be a slick delivery tool.

Lessons from Cheyenne Bodie & Roger Moore, “The Saint.”

I think my age, and my nearing the end of my life on Earth, has started to give me a strong desire to “pass along” whatever wisdom I have gleaned from years of experience.

I realize I am no fount of blessing when it comes to wisdom, and the wisdom I am talking about does not begin with “Fear God.” That’s Proverbs 1:7 “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; fools despise wisdom and instruction.”

No, the wisdom I am talking about are all the “little things” that make life easier, and help things flow better. Things like, “spread the shower curtain out after your shower, so it doesn’t mildew.” Or, “the gas gauge on your car’s dashboard has a little symbol letting you know on which side of your car the gas cap is located.”

Now that I think about that, where does it put that symbol if your gas cap is in the middle, above your license plate.” Why would you even need to know? Well, if you are driving up to a convenience store to buy gas, it would be handy to know which way to pull into the pump so that the pump is on the same side as your gas cap. Yes, you can always get out of your car, find your gas cap, and then get back in your car and drive on the appropriate side. But knowing this little trick will save you these simple “time wasting” steps.

So why did I mention Cheyenne Bodie and Roger Moore, “The Saint?” And, you might even ask, “Who is Cheyenne Bodie.” “Cheyenne” was a long running TV Western show that appeared in the 1950s. The actor who played Cheyenne Bodie was the handsome, tall, muscularly built man, Clint Walker. Now Roger Moore, was also a tall, handsome actor. I think one hook for “the Saint,” was that the character, at points, would turn to the camera to explain “just to me” about something he was about to do, or how he personally felt. This personal comment by the actor, drew me into the story. I was his good buddy, “along for the ride.”

But, here was something that I noticed about both of these characters (not necessarily the actors). The characters seemed to know how to do almost everything, and they knew a bunch of people, no matter where they were, or even if this was the first time in town. And, they were welcomed by these people as if they were old, best friends. But the characters weren’t actually old enough to have learned all the stuff they knew, or met and earned the trust and friendship, over time, of all the people that welcomed them warmly. No, their knowledge of how to do a bunch of stuff, and all the “long time” friends they had accrued required a “suspension of belief” on our parts. These characters were “MacGyvers,” long before there was actually a MacGyver on TV. And MacGyver was a stretch because he was creative/inventive in how he accomplished things, not so much as knowing the standard way of doing things.

So Cheyenne could take an unruly horse, a Stallion, a Bronc and calm the animal, put a blanket and saddle on him, cinch it up, and then gently get on the horse and ride around the corral. And this taming of the animal was something that all the others had failed at. Neither of these characters were old enough to have been able to learn “the tricks” they somehow knew, or become close friends with all the people they seemed to know, by the age they currently were.

Recently I started to read a biography of Colin Powell, the late General and Public servant. The bio is entitled, “It Worked for Me,” and as far as I’ve read Gen. Powell offers examples of “things” and “ways of doing things” that worked for him.

Now, I’m not going to try to teach you how to become close friends with everyone you meet, or even suggest that I know the best ways to do a lot of things, but I do want to “throw out” some suggested items and things that have worked well for me. Take what you want, and ignore or leave the rest, and enjoy!


A “John Wayne.”

I have a “John Wayne” that I have carried with me, on my key chain, for over 50 years, and I’ve probably used it two or three times each of those years.

A “John Wayne” is a small metal can opener that was a military issue for troops in the field, called a P-38 Field Can Opener to be used on the metal C-Rations cans. Supposedly named for “John Wayne” because the actor made the training video for the troops on how to use this can opener successfully. *That’s my first bit of wisdom: Get one of these can openers, and put it on your key chain. It will serve you well, when a regular can opener fails.


Box Cutters

I’ve bought these colorful box cutters from Amazon a few times. Once for myself and then for intended Christmas presents. I have come to give small Christmas presents with items that have made my life easier or more enjoyable in the past year. Why a “handy” box cutter?

How many times do you have an Amazon package to get into, and having one of these would make the process simple, quick? Or you’ve bought batteries that are encased in a clear plastic bubble? Or, you have a piece of thread, or a string that is tying something together, and you can’t break it with your firm grip?

These box cutters have an excellent design, that only requires one hand to unlock the blade, slide it into position, and then easily relock the blade… use it, unlock it, slide it back down into it’s completely sheaved protected position and relock it.

So, get more than one, and put one beside your easy chair, in a kitchen drawer, and in your car, and be careful, don’t cut yourself.


Buy a set of good quality kitchen knives, and keep them sharp. Make sure you like the way they feel in your hand. “The right tool for the job makes things so much easier.” This statement is never truer than when you need the right knife for a kitchen task. You don’t have to buy all the knives at once, but here are a few that I think you will need over time:

(1) A Chef’s Knife, either a classic pointed tip design, or one of the flat, wide bladed Japanese designs. The Japanese design is useful when you are chopping, and scooping what you have just chopped to put into a pot or bowl. What happens when you need to slice a good sized watermelon in half? You want a knife that has a long enough blade to at least go through half of the melon, and then slice all the way around until the halves split apart.

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(2) A Tomato Knife. This usually has a serrated blade for slicing through tomatoes, and a simple forked end for skewering a slice of tomato. But I have found that I can use this knife for many other purposes, not just slicing tomatoes.

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(3) A Paring Knife. This has a short blade usually with a pointy tip. It is useful for getting in close to veggies and cleaning them up. Remove the pithy part of a Jalapeno or Bell Pepper. Cut out the stem end of a tomato.

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(4) A good set of Steak Knives. A style of knife that fits well in the hand and makes it easy to cut through a steak or pork chop easily.

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(5) A sharp Boning Knife is useful if you are cutting up meat be it beef, chicken or pork.

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Well, this is something I didn’t see coming but it has been such a pleasant experience recently that I’ve got to add it to this list. I bought an Instant Pot Mini (modern pressure cooker) about a month and a half ago, and it almost jumped out of the box. My first trial & success was a pot of black eyed peas with some seasoning meat. Turned out great. I’ve found I can cook hard boiled eggs, and a black & wild rice combo in it to perfection consistently. I have a Teriyaki Chicken dish that I’ve already made about four times and each time a little different, but just as tasty. Chicken tenders, bell pepper, onion, carrot. zucchini and frozen garden peas with Spicy Chili Crisp, and Teriyaki sauce. Oh, and I cooked a rutabaga and that too cooked quickly and was a delicious side dish for both some steamed mussels and a pork tenderloin. The mussels I did on the stovetop. Oh, and I’ve started thinning out the frozen foods in my freezer because I don’t have to thaw them first.


If you like stir-fry, get an electric wok.

My first electric wok was a gift from a cousin. I used it to make stir-fry meals, and then I would stop for a while. Not sure why I would stop because there are few meals that are so easy to prepare, quick & easy to cook, delicious to eat, and quick & easy to clean up.

Maybe I would stop making stir-fry meals because the basic ingredients didn’t vary enough. I have three meats that I like: chicken, pork and shrimp. I have three veggies I like in most meals: onions, carrots, and sweet bell peppers. I like to vary other veggies choosing some, but not all such as: broccoli, green beans, sugar snap or snow peas . And I add some “Stir Fry Vegetables,” that come in a can including: bean sprouts, bamboo shoots, baby corn and water chestnuts. I actually like pineapple chunks in almost all of my stir-fry meals. And for seasoning/spices: Spicy Chili Crisp, Toasted Sesame Oil, Soy Sauce, red pepper flakes, garlic powder, sesame seeds & some ginger powder. Oh, you do need a heat resistant spatula to stir things about, without hurting your wok’s surface.


Multi-Purpose Kitchen Tool

This is a Braun MultiQuick multi-purpose kitchen tool. The power wand has three main attachments: chopper bowl, a whisk attachment, and a stick blender attachment.

I originally bought a Braun MultiQuick tool because I wanted the immersion blender, and then it made sense to me to get the other attachments. The unit I bought had a smaller chopper bowl, and it was less powerful. So several years later I finally bought a bigger bowled, more powerful power wand and things became so much simpler. I could grind a whole can of Garbanzo beans, and the motor didn’t bog down.

The immersion blender attachment allowed me to blend various soups while they were still in the pot, and the soup still hot. No need to pour the soup from the pot into a blender. There were two soups that I loved making using this attachment: Curried Apple Soup and Tarragon/Leek/Split Pea Soup. Both of these were good either hot or cold.

I found that I couldn’t blend a whole can of Garbanzo Beans in order to make hummus at home. And if I put too many beans in the bowl, the motor slowed down. I found that I could make homemade salsa starting with one 15 oz. can of Diced Roasted Tomatoes all year long, and add various spices, peppers & roasted veggies (onion, jalapeno/bell/Poblano peppers) as desired.

Lately I’ve been eating a lot of Plain Greek Yogurt, but I don’t leave it plain. I use my chopper to puree fresh blackberries, blueberries , raspberries, or even ripe persimmons. I store them in small canning jars is the fridge. They go great with the yogurt. And I don’t use the whisk attachment very often, but you can buy some Heavy Whipping Cream and make your own whipped cream, really fast, and you might even want to add some flavorings to the whipped cream as you make it.


I recently bought a Jar Sealer. It attaches to either a regular or wide mouth Ball/Mason jar and sucks the air out in order to preserve the contents, such as beans, nuts, dried fruit or various veggies. The one thing I haven’t tried yet is putting in half of an avocado and seeing if it really doesn’t turn brown by the next day in the fridge. *I found that I can’t suck the air out of my plastic storage containers. They look like the glass Ball jars with black metal lids, but they collapse if the air is sucked out.


If you cook at home, a lot, as I do, and like various steamed veggies: asparagus, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, or need to tenderize green beans before adding them to your stir-fry, then you should buy a steamer insert that fits your 3 Quart pan/pot, and it needs a tight fitting lid, and I like a glass pot lid so I can look at the steaming veggies.

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I’ll throw the following out to you, while on the subject of food.

Let’s dice up some chunks of chicken tenderloin, onion, carrot & sweet bell pepper. Now, from these four ingredients I can take my meal in three completely different directions as a Chinese Stir-Fry, a Mexican Meal, or an Indian “India” Meal, just based upon the following seasonings I choose.

Chinese Stir-Fry

The basic flavorings for turning this toward Asian/Chinese include: Toasted Sesame Oil, Spicy Chili Crisp, Soy Sauce, ginger & garlic powder, and white sesame seeds. Maybe even some Jalapenos. Serve the finished entre on white rice.

Mexican Meal

To direct this South of the Border, add some diced tomatoes along with “Salsa Ranchera” from Herdez. Maybe add some red pepper flakes, various hot peppers in season, and add a baked sweet potato, with butter, sour cream, cinnamon and a little sweetener. If you don’t want the sweet potato, this would also go well with white rice.

India “Indian” Meal

I like diced tomatoes in this also. But the Indian flavor comes from Patak’s Hot Curry Paste, with a little sweetener added. I love the hot curry flavor, but I will also add various hot peppers in season, and the more colorful the better (reds, oranges & yellows). This meal goes well with white rice or a baked sweet potato as prepared above for my Mexican meal.

*When I mention “sweetener” that is because I don’t cook anything with sugar any longer. I was diagnosed as a Type 2 Diabetic in January of 2012, and I stopped using sugar in my house “cold turkey.” In fact, I had about a third of a 5 pound bag of Dixie Crystals white sugar, and I didn’t throw it out, but I didn’t use it either. The result was after several years the white crystal sugar had hardened into a hard ball of sugar, which I eventually threw out. I think I’ve added one small packet of white sugar to my coffee, one morning at a restaurant and that was because I absentmindedly opened the packet and poured it into my hot coffee (maybe it was hot tea) before I thought about not using sugar. That’s one packet in 13 years. Now, I may have had sugar when I ate meals at restaurants or at friends’ or relatives’ homes, but when I have control of using white sugar or not, I don’t.

When you first stop using white sugar after years of eating copious amounts of it, your body responds like coming down off of hard drugs. You have a headache, and you feel horrible for several days, but eventually that bad feeling goes away.

Preparing ingredients in advance, and choosing last minute which direction you want to go. The chicken or pork are diced up into bite-sized chunks and I can freeze 3 or 4 oz. packages of these for future use. Freeze the chunks in a flattened bag. Freezing these flat makes them thaw out quicker. I also freeze my pineapple chunks flat and in the portion size for my stir-fry meals. Or, the previous day, I can cut up my basic veggies and store them in the fridge for later that day, or the next day, all in one container: onion, carrot, sweet bell pepper. A last minute dump, and the stir-fry goes even quicker.

I don’t have a rice cooker because rice is high in starch and converts quickly to sugar once consumed. It “throws my Blood Sugar level off” so as much as I love the flavor and texture of rice (white, brown, black, etc.) I’ve had to leave rice off my regular diet. But, if I could eat rice regularly I would probably have it with my stir-fries, my Mexican and my Indian meals, and I might buy a rice cooker to make the process more refined. Fix enough rice for several meals, and then store it in the fridge and heat up just enough for each meal in my microwave.


Years ago I bought my first Microwave Onion Cooker at an AGRI Supply Store. After years of use, the plastic began to disintegrate so I bought another one. And at least one Christmas, I gave these out as simple Christmas presents. *Make sure you buy the onion “cooker” and not the onion “saver.” The saver will melt in your microwave, the cooker won’t.

What’s so special about this tool? Well, you can put a whole onion in it and put it in the microwave for about five minutes. At the end, the onion will be sweet, soft and delicious. But an onion isn’t the only thing that you can cook with this. You can put a whole potato in it and in about five minutes you have a baked potato. Smush the soft potato, add butter, S&P and some sour cream and you’ve got a good side to go with a steak, or a pork chop. You could also bake a whole apple in this. Once baked add some butter, sour cream and cinnamon. Or bake a sweet potato and add a little sweetener to the other ingredients listed for the apple. *And just recently because ChatGPT told me it would be better to cook my broccoli in the microwave, I took out my onion cooker, added a little water (to form steam) and put a bunch of broccoli florets in it and in about 1 minute had steamed broccoli. Just the right amount for one serving.

Egg McBill

Now, for something that surprised me at first, but I have cooked many scrambled eggs in my onion cooker. Beat an egg, add some S&P, a little olive oil to keep the egg from sticking to the cooker, garlic powder, and maybe even some finely diced onion. Put the lid on the cooker and go for a minute. if the egg is still runny in the middle, cook for another 30 seconds. At the end, you have a beautifully round flat scrambled egg, and this shape fits perfectly on a toasted English Muffin with melted cheese. You melt the cheese on the muffin, in your toaster oven or stove. And add a slice of fresh pre-sliced ham. Viola, a “Me McMuffin.” *I’ve never thought of the following before, but I wonder if you could bake something like a holeless doughnut, or some type of biscuit? It wouldn’t brown, but I still might try that.

There are two other things I prefer to cook in my microwave and many other people would disagree with me on one, or the other, or both.

First, I prefer to cook bacon in my microwave. It turns out perfect the majority of times and only takes about 5 or 6 minutes total time. I put several slices of raw bacon on a dinner plate. Then I put the plate in the microwave, and use a plastic cover over the plate & bacon to prevent splatters. I don’t like limp bacon, nor do I like super crispy bacon. The microwave gives me almost perfect control. *I do drain off the bacon fat as I cook the bacon, stopping to check about every couple of minutes. I think it was Emeril Lagasse who said, “Pork fat rules,” and he was so right. Bacon grease can flavor many veggies and beans.

*If you like blackeyed peas, then if you can cook them one day, and then refrigerate them overnight… the next day the flavors will have had time to meld, and the beans will be so much more flavorful. If you don’t want to use bacon fat in your steamed cabbage, you might need to determine exactly how much sweetener to put on them. Too much sweet on a cabbage is sickening, but just the right amount and people will think you have seasoned them perfectly.

The other item I prefer to cook in the microwave is corn on the cob. I prefer to leave the husk on the corn, and cut the stalk end off, just so I can see the ends of the first rows of kernels. Leave the silks end just as it is. I learned the following trick about two years ago. Cook the corn for about 4 or 5 minutes, and then take it out. Have something to protect your hand while holding the steamy hot ear of corn. Then begin to squeeze the silks end and this will begin to force the corn out of the stalk end. And the trick that usually works. The corn on the cob will come out of the husk, AND the silks will remain in the husk without you having to pull each of them off the ear. *If you like to put your corn on the cob on the grill, that’s an entirely different animal and I suggest, “Go for it!” *And now I have to offer the possibility that I may start cooking corn on the cob in my Instant Pot Mini, or at least I’m going to try it and see. I don’t think I can beat the 5 minutes cooking time in the microwave, but it might be like hard boiled eggs. They come out perfect every time.

If you can’t get corn on the cob in the husk, here is another trick I use. I take a paper towel and wet it and then wrap the wet paper towel around the “huskless” corn on the cob. I then heat the corn in the microwave for 4 or 5 minutes. What I am doing is providing enough moisture to cook the corn with steam. The wet paper towel holds the steam inside just like the husk would.

What I am suggesting is that I prefer to steam most of my veggies, rather than put them in a pot of boiling water to cook. I think the nutrients stay in the veggies better, than leaching out into a pot of water.


An Emergency Multipurpose Tool

There are so many things that this item can perform. It is a high powered flashlight, and has a separate reading lamp. It has a weather radio, and AM & FM radio bands. It has multiple power sources: batteries, solar powered, hand crank charger and/or a USB connector to charge from the wall. It has a USB cable so that you can charge your smartphone from this device, via the hand crank. It doesn’t charge quickly with the hand crank, but it does charge enough so that you could make an emergency call, if you have the reception.

It has an emergency horn to draw attention.

Before Hurricane Helene passed through Western North Carolina, I would have never thought about this type of purchase, but afterwards, when I heard repeated stories of families being cut off from their neighbors, this type of device would be welcomed in the hours immediately after a devastating event. Even if the power is out, this little device would keep you informed regarding the outside world, would make life easier in the dark, or allow you to read to either inform yourself, or keep yourself entertained until morning. The emergency horn could draw others to your location, and being able to recharge by the sun or the hand crank, oh boy, yes!

Not too long ago my electricity went out at night and I then realized that it didn’t have a lighted digital display and none of the buttons were illuminated so you needed an external light source (maybe your phone or a candle) to turn it on and adjust the knobs. It does have a a bright lamp and a bright led display on top of the unit, but neither of these illuminate the radio display or control buttons. So, I bought a Mudder USB gooseneck light for Laptop and it works perfectly, drawing it’s power from the emergency tool and illuminating the radio display and all the control buttons.


Index Card Pockets with Top Open Self-adhesive Index Card Holders 

I just realized that I would like to be able to put a recipe card somewhere in my kitchen to be able to easily reference it when I am cooking. I forget the ingredients or the order in which they need to be added so a simple note card would be helpful. It could be on the side of my refrigerator, or on the front of my microwave. These were perfect, although I’ve only added one to the side of my fridge, and I may rotate them sideways for certain cards. Slip one card out, slip another in with one of the items you’re preparing for the meal and have multiple cards next to each other, one for the entree, and any for the side dishes. *I don’t fix pizza sauce often, and there aren’t many ingredients, but still having a card to reference would be helpful.


Ball Quilted Crystal 8 oz Mason Jars 

I’m adding this size of canning jar to this list because I am planning on buying a dozen at Walmart. They are currently listed at a little less than a dollar a piece. I’ve found there are several items, like fruit puree and other homemade sauces that I make or have and this size jar seems to be the right size. *I can buy a package of raspberries or blueberries and blend them in my food chopper and store them in one of these jars. I’ve been eating more Greek Yogurt lately and this fruit puree seems to be the perfect pairing.


THE LIST

  • Get a “John Wayne” can opener and keep it on your key chain.
  • Get several box cutters and put them in easily accessible places: by your easy chair, in a kitchen drawer, in your car.
  • Buy a few good quality kitchen knives, and keep them sharp.
  • If you like stir-fry, get an electric wok.
  • Purchase a “multi-purpose kitchen tool” that chops, whisks & has an immersion blender attachment.
  • Buy a steamer insert for your 3 Quart pan/pot.
  • Microwave Onion Cooker
  • Cook bacon & corn on the cob in your microwave.
  • Emergency Multi-Purpose Tool for radio, flashlight, and device recharging.
  • Index Card Pockets w/ Self-Adhesive


I saw this hack online and I wish I hadn’t thrown away all those file clips. Before retiring, I had come to the point at work to not need this type of clip or paperclips. We just didn’t save many paper copies of items any longer. Most things were either saved to disk or pushed to the Cloud.

It’s not the coughing. It’s the coffin they carry you off in.

I heard one of the characters say this line in “The Jetty” movie, with Jenna Coleman, a British film. It’s one of those “British detective” stories. *And, I just realized, “why am I not watching the end of this movie,” because the episode just ended, so this must be a series and not a movie.

They are in a hospital hallway, or near a waiting room, and there is a woman coughing and the young woman’s partner says the following to her, “It’s not the coughing. It’s the coffin they carry you off in.” A neat little turn of the phrase.

I’m not really paying much attention to this movie. It is like all the hundreds of British detective movies and TV shows I have watched over the years. I wonder if it might not be closer to a thousand shows because I have watched most of the “Midsomer Murders” (136 episodes), all of “Inspector Morse,” “Inspector Lewis,” and “Endeavour,” (which was Inspector Morse’s first name, hated by him). And how about “Shetland,” “Broadchurch,” “Prime Suspect,” “Father Brown,” and all of those versions of “Agatha Christie” stories? “Poirot,” (70 episodes with David Suchet) “Miss Marple,” “Luther,” “The Tunnel,” and “Foyle’s War.” How many episodes & movies, and how many different actors have played Sherlock Holmes & Dr. Watson? And there have been few, if any, actors playing Sherlock Holmes that I haven’t liked. Which probably says I like the characters of Holmes & Watson, more than the actors. I do recall not liking a Romanian version of Holmes. It may have not been a Romanian actor, but it was some like country. I even liked “Enola Holmes,” although it was probably the young actress, Millie Bobby Brown that I enjoyed more than the character. Do “The Falcon” and “The Saint” qualify?

I like British humor and the way Brits tell their stories. But, after enjoying many years of Midsomer Murders, I no longer want to revisit any of those episodes. I wish there were more Agatha Christie stories, because the few that are rehashed I know well, very well. I love “Ten Little Indians,” or is that “And Then There Were None?” I even re-formatted the entire script of “Ten Little Indians” that I found online. Whether she intended for her story to be acted out on stage, in a movie, or were TV shows even a possibility when she first wrote this (and no they weren’t), she wrote the dialogue of this story as if.

I actually liked the last version of this story that I saw with an ensemble cast, although I am partial to the 1940s B&W version. Why did I like this version? Because Vera Claythorne had committed the vile act of intentionally encouraging the little boy she had care of, to swim to his death, because she was in love with his older cousin (father/cousin/father/cousin)? And with this vile act, she did deserve her own death, no matter how good the sex might be with Philip Lombard.

I recall the first version that I saw where all of the Indians, but one, were actually killed off or died, was a surprise. I seem to recall that ALL died in her original story, but later, depending upon whether the young lovers trusted each other, one or two might survive. Then I guess the story title should have also been changed to “Ten Little Indians Died, All But One.”

I do like “The Lady Vanishes.” What? The bad guys were trying to keep her quiet, or possibly even kill her, to keep her from offering witness to the killing of someone by a Royal (from a country other than England).

Would “North by Northwest” qualify? Or how about, “Frenzy?” Yeah, I think they might. And the image almost comes back to me of the crazed serial killer (did they even use that term when this movie first came out) had to track down the woman’s body riding in the back of a lorry, and pry his “stick pin” from her dead, nude body. And who was that actress? Anna Massey, (daughter of the actor, Raymond Massey) who was actually married to Jeremy Brett, for a time (Anna, not Raymond). Brett played Sherlock Holmes in 41 episodes during the 1980s and 90s. About twenty years earlier, a much younger Brett (dubbed) sang, “On the Street Where You Live,” to Eliza Doolittle in “My Fair Lady.”

Several years ago, I was binge watching the Sherlock Holmes episodes with Jeremy Brett, and at some point I recognized that the actor must actually be sick, in real life. So, I googled about the actor, and yes he was both mentally & physically ill especially in the last 10 years of his life. He died of a heart condition, but also suffered from bi-polar disorder.

That’s James @#$%^ Garner!

I am watching the first episode (“Mountain Fortress”) of the TV show “Cheyenne,” (1955) with Clint Walker (Cheyenne Bodie) and L.Q. Jones as his sidekick. A US Calvary patrol is coming up the gulch, and then I realized that the young lieutenant is James Garner. Now there’s two handsome men, Clint Walker and James Garner, both in their virile youth. *I just googled and see that James Garner appeared on several episodes of “Cheyenne.”

L. Q. Jones is one of those iconic cowboys that appeared in many Westerns (movies & TV shows). He had a distinctive look and voice (as most of the actors of the time did).

Ann Robinson is playing “the damsel in distress” in this episode, who is the Lieutenant’s love interest. Although this show is in Black & White, she has a distinctive face (dimpled chin) & red hair, that I remember from “The War of the Worlds” where she played Gene Barry‘s love interest as they were being attacked by Martians. The actress had a cameo appearance in the remake of “The War of the Worlds” 2005.

I run through periods where I like to watch Westerns, both movies and TV series. A few years ago I watched a bunch of episodes of “Laramie” with Robert Fuller and John Smith. In the episode, “Run of the Hunted,” I first recognized Charles Bronson, and then R. G. Armstrong and finally Richard Kiel. But even with this impressive cast, the real surprise was the house they were using for an insane asylum. The building was the set that was used as the Bate’s home in the movie “Psycho.” This set is located on Laramie Street, in Universal City.

Not too long ago, I realized how short Charles Bronson (5’9″) was. He was walking next to some other actor, and the way they filmed the two highlighted that Bronson was several inches shorter. I guess he was like Tom Cruise (5’7″). Now 5’7″ is a girly size, but you wouldn’t know it from all the action movies Cruise has been in.

R. G. Armstrong has a distinctive face and voice and I think I recall that he attended Carolina (UNC-Chapel Hill) along with Andy Griffith about 1945.

Cheyenne – Now, the bunch of good guys are being chased by a larger group of blood thirsty Indians, and I’m half expecting to recognize one of the Indians as maybe Chuck Connors. Somewhere in my mind I’ve seen Connors playing an Indian, and biding his time before becoming “The Rifleman.” But here come the Calvary to the rescue. Oh, good Cheyenne, L.Q., Ann and James all survive and wave goodbye to each other at the end.

Oh, and that’s Chuck Connors as Geronimo (1962).

I’m not through writing this posting and now see Rod Taylor in the third episode of Cheyenne. Rod Taylor was one of my favorite actors appearing in “The Time Machine” and “The Birds.”

Harve Presnell, What a Surprise!

So, I see “Paint Your Wagon” on the movie listing on the TV and I start going down the list of cast. I see Lee Marvin, no picture, which I just finished watching in a WWII movie, “Attack.” Clint Eastwood, Jean Seberg and then I come to the name and image for Harve Presnell (1933 – 2009). But, here is the surprise. The image they are using isn’t of the younger Presnell maybe from him singing “They Call the Wind Mariah,” in Paint Your Wagon,” about 1965. No, it is a photo of the old man Presnell and this is what I recognize as about the time that he played in an episode of the Outer Limits (newer one) along with Barbara Rush, playing his wife. I’ve seen this episode at least a couple of times. From 1998, “The Balance of Nature” and this episode involves a man who has figured out how to rejeuvenate frogs & eventually humans. The man’s wife dies and this is impetus for him to figure out this rejeuvenation machine, which doesn’t work at first, the patient always dying from the failure. Well he moves to another town, and meets his neighbors, Barbara Rush and her over bearing, old, salesman husband played by Harve Presnell. But, until just this morning, I didn’t connect the dots between the viril Harve Presnell singing, “They Call the Wind Mariah,” and the old man in the Outer Limits slapping his wife and treating her, otherwise, badly. In the end, Presnell’s character dies in the machine, but just after giving some of his new found youth to the man. 

Through the years, I’ve played the YouTube video of Harve Presnell singing “Mariah” and enjoyed it. I think I actually wondered what happened to Harve Presnell as I was listening to him sing. But surprisingly, I never went looking online for his bio. So, now this was a really big surprise, and I repeated some expletives, as I mulled over this revelation. At first, I found it difficult to reconcile the younger Presnell from his much older Outer Limits version, but then I realized that the two performances were about 30 years apart. **Started watching “Tidal Wave: No Escape” which I just googled and it came out in 1997. And to my surprise, there walks in Harve Presnell looking like he did a year later in the Outer Limits episode.

I also like Lee Marvin singing, “A Wandering Star.” I’m not sure you could call it singing, but I really, really like this song and Lee Marvin leading “The Dirty Dozen.”

Barbara Rush is an old woman in “The Balance of Nature” episode of the Outer Limits, 1998, but she had also appeared in the original Outer Limits, 1964, episode called “The Forms of Things Unknown.” In the 1964 episode Rush is joined by the also beautiful Vera Miles, and talented David McCallum. I think Rush and Miles are in their nubile best in this episode. I look at them both and think how good looking they were. And recall that Barbara Rush was in the 1951 Sci-Fi movie, “When Worlds Collide.”

I can think of three actresses that whenever I see them on-screen, I say to myself, “Now that’s a beautiful woman.” Lee Meriwether, Vera Miles and Martha Hyer. 

VERA MILES

Vera Miles was in the very first episode, “Revenge,” of “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” in 1955. She plays the newly wed bride of husband played by Ralph Meeker. They get a small trailer at the beach, and while he is away at work, she is raped. Afterwards while she is still in a fragile condition, they are driving down a street and she comes to attention and says, “There he is,” pointing to a man going into a hotel. Meeker’s character stops the car and follows the man into the hotel, and after tracking the man down, attacks him brutally. (I don’t recall, but he may have killed the man.) So the husband gets back in the car and he and Vera Miles starts down the street again, but not too long after, the raped wife, comes to attention “again,” and says, “There he is,” pointing to a different man. Meeker’s character comes to a thoughtful look as he realizes he has either attacked or killed an innocent man, and that his wife is severely disturbed.

Having recounted this story to “my AI of choice” ChatGPT, it was brought to my attention that the same story was recreated in another episode of a different Alfred Hitchcock anthology series, but someone else played her husband. *I am not referring to the 1985 episode in which Linda Purl played the role formerly played by Vera Miles.

In the episode, “Death Scene,” of the Alfred Hitchcock Hour (1965) Vera Miles plays the wife of John Carradine. She is beautiful in this episode, as she is intentionally attracting a young chauffer. But at the end of the episode she begins to take off make up and a wig (That’s how I recall it.) and becomes an old, monstrous looking woman. *Still, her earlier look shows how fine she can look!

LEE MERIWETHER

She may have the most beautiful face I’ve seen, but I think her weakness is her overall, tallish body. I watched many of the Barnaby Jones episodes a few years ago, and often her face was perfect, but her body was a little plain.

MARTHA HYER

“They Call the Wind Mariah” Lyrics“Wandering Star” Lyrics
Mariah
Mariah
They call the wind Mariah

Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
And they call the wind Mariah

Mariah blows the stars around
And sends the clouds a-flyin?
Mariah makes the mountains sound
Like folks were up there dying

Mariah
Mariah
They call the wind Mariah

Before I knew Mariah’s name
And heard her wail and whinin?
I had a girl and she had me
And the sun was always shinin?

But then one day I left my girl
I left her far behind me
And now I’m lost, so goldarn lost
Not even God can find me

Mariah
Mariah
They call the wind Mariah

Out here they got a name for rain
For wind and fire only
But when you’re lost and all alone
There ain’t no word but lonely

And I’m a lost and lonely man
Without a star to guide me
Mariah blow my love to me
I need my girl beside me

Mariah
Mariah
They call the wind Mariah

Mariah
Mariah!
Blow my love to me

goldarn: meaning “god damned”
I was born under a wandrin’ star
I was born under a wandrin’ star
Wheels are made for rollin’
Mules are made to pack
I’ve never seen a sight that didn’t look better looking back
I was born under a wandrin’ star
Mud can make you prisoner, and the plains can bake you dry
Snow can burn your eyes, but only people make you cry
Home is made for comin’ from, for dreams of goin’ to
Which with any luck will never come true
I was born under a wandrin’ star
I was born under a wandrin’ star
Do I know where hell is?
Hell is in hello
Heaven is goodbye for ever, it’s time for me to go
I was born under a wandrin’ star
A wandrin’ wandrin’ star
When I get to heaven tie me to a tree
Or I’ll begin to roam, and soon you know where I will be
I was born under a wandrin’ star
A wandrin’ wandrin’ star



























I think I want to write an article entitled, “Bobs Your Uncle,” and see where it takes me.


Kielbasa, Shrimp, Zucchini w/ Polenta Waffles

I sift some ground Cayenne pepper, and some Red Pepper Flakes into the dish above while cooking. But at times, I’ve also added some chopped jalapenos & poblanos, and even the more exotic Brazilian Starfish, Biquinho or the Trinidad Perfume peppers (all of these I got at the State Farmers’ Market in Raleigh, this past year). *These peppers also go great in my Seafood Chowder.