[Believe nothing. For entertainment purposes only.]

Lyons told reporters that the old styled masks had an unexpected side effect. The ICE Agents wearing them became hideously deformed. The improved mask has been approved by the new CDC Directory (thumbs up).

“Just think if we had had these masks on January 6th, and ICE had been assigned to the U.S. Capitol, things would have been much different.” Heck, Donald Trump might have even been re-elected for a second term back then.