Why they had the groundhog in the back of the police car, and in handcuffs is totally a mystery to me. Later I found out that the groundhog had been arrested for impersonating a beaver. Seems that the groundhog had attached a blackjack to it’s tail with duct tape and was getting Food Stamps under a program that was specifically under the Big Beautiful Beaver Bailout Program. *The BBBB Program had originally been called the “Dam Development Program,” but that sounded a bit hostile.
Fortunately little girls don’t place much value in fraud cases so she drew the groundhog without his cuffs and he was very thankful for that.