Why they had the groundhog in the back of the police car, and in handcuffs is totally a mystery to me. Later I found out that the groundhog had been arrested for impersonating a beaver. Seems that the groundhog had attached a blackjack to it’s tail with duct tape and was getting Food Stamps under a program that was specifically under the Big Beautiful Beaver Bailout Program. *The BBBB Program had originally been called the “Dam Development Program,” but that sounded a bit hostile.
Fortunately little girls don’t place much value in fraud cases so she drew the groundhog without his cuffs and he was very thankful for that.
My gosh man. They forgot to put an air hose in this thing. Somebody quick, run down to Air Hoses-R-Us and get one and bring it back. Oh no. He’s turning blue. Is there a doctor in the room? There is. Oh, but the doctor’s the one who is turning blue.
— In our TV serial, “As the White House Turns,” stay tuned until next week when we see if J.D. gets back with the needed air hose, or if for some strange reason he’s delayed, and becomes President of the United States.
*Ok, 86 that idea, lets come up with a more believable scenario.
